[Cut to Squidward shocked] SpongeBob: So, how long have you two ladies known each other? [holds up a bright-orange bag] SpongeBob: Let's try next door! [Patrick drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer] Is it a random quote someone has put or what? SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, how did people in that magazine get all that money? On November 26th, Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of this nostalgic show we've all grown up loving, unfortunately succumbed to his battle with ALS and left many hearts weighing heavy, myself included. Always hold on to … Patrick: We'll take twenty! Mary: They're selling chocolate. [A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps] SpongeBob: Let's admit it, Patrick. 2.5k comments. If you could help me I would … 'I was born with glass bones and paper skin. See a recent post on Tumblr from @matt-murdok about glass-bones-and-paper-skin. [Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!". Squidward: How should I know? Warning: This post contains spoilers for Unbreakable, Split and Glass. (Patrick is looking at the photo of the fish). Salesman: (chuckles) A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. (guy walks out in a body cast) What's wrong with you guys? (walk up to a house and knocks on the door. Report Save. At night, I lie … Cut close to Patrick] Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Blue Fish with purple stripes: Please. Close. [Cut to Patrick] 8:02. It bounced off uselessly. Would you like to buy some chocolate? How long have you two ladies known each other? [laughs when the two aren't looking] Suckers... [walks back inside] [Patrick freezes in place] I noticed this quote from tumblr and then on a link on youtube for Spongebob. Customer: Ah, some guys have all the luck. SpongeBob: Careful, put him down gently. Mary: Chocolates! Mary's Mom: Chocolate? Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". [Cut back to view Mary and her mom] A look at Richard II (Act 3 Scene 2 Monologue). Patrick: Oh, okay. (SpongeBob and Patrick carry him inside) Careful. Patrick: Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many. Cooking is my passion. Nickelodeon Submitted by lydiar4757757e8. Blue Fish with purple stripes: As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang. 10.5 inch (265mm) Red and Pink Glass Angler Fish Tobacco Smoking Water Pipe. Did you say, Chocolate?! SpongeBob: That's it, Patrick. Salesman: So long boys! Patrick: [walks in from the left] I can live with that. SpongeBob: Remember Patrick, focus. SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. Previous [takes the magazine out of their hands] Stealing my mail, eh? [A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money] Do not point me to an audition book / monologue site. You two lady-killers are too smart to be without my patented candy bar bag carrying bags. Sadie: [Sadie looks at her watch] I don't have time for this. SpongeBob: Hello, young lady. Woman: That sounds heavenly. Patrick: Is that gonna hurt? The Con Man is an unnamed background character and a minor antagonist in SpongeBob SquarePants. (walks off to his house). save. [Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body] Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar] The guy with glass bones and paper skin from Spongebob is Mr. Glass from Unbreakable. 1 year ago. SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some [holds up chocolate bar] chocolate? I'll take one. Tom chases after them) Chocolate!! Check out other cool remixes by Genuine Giant and Tynker's community. It does my heart good... (unzips his cast showing that he is the salesman from before) ...to con a couple of class-A suckeroonies like those two! Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. Let's get naked! Patrick: He said we were mediocre... Let me try. Báo cáo. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. Customer: What can I do for you boys? Con man: Yes? I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill! O.K I am trying out for my One Act Play for my school this year, i have one monologue in mind already. [Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers] #glass bones #paper skin. [Cut to Patrick staring at the pictures] Scene cuts to SpongeBob giving some money to the man. We've got to stretch the truth. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. One, two, three. Blue Fish with purple stripes: Hello? Table for one, please. Let me try. Squidward: But it's my only night to be fancy! Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. SpongeBob: [nervously] Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding. Patrick: Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort! [screaming] Chocolate?! SpongeBob: Let's change our names to "Why" and "Bother". It centers around the dawning of the titular infection, and the characters' struggles to survive as the mass hysteria and disease spreads. Scene cuts to them at another house). Let me get this customer warmed up, then you come in for the kill. [SpongeBob looks at the magazine] [Cut to SpongeBob] (shows them a large pile of money) (chocolate bars blow out from Patrick's pants, ending with a Hershey's kiss), SpongeBob: (after he and Patrick melt into puddles) Thank you for your patronage. dry spongebobdumped spongebobearrape spongebobearworm spongebobedited spongebobelectric zoo spongebobemployee of the month spongebobending spongebobepisode 1 spongebobepisodes of spongebobessay spongebobevil spongebobfirst episode of spongebobfish from spongebobfree spongebob episodesfull spongebob episodesfun song spongebobfun spongebob lyricsfunny spongebobfunny spongebob … Patrick: [reading the sign] Eat Barnacle Chips, they're delicious. [Cut to SpongeBob sweating] Sort by Popularity - Most Popular Movies and TV Shows tagged with keyword "monologue" Refine See titles to watch instantly, titles you haven't rated, etc Movies or TV SpongeBob: Wow... what is it? 5.7k. (chuckles) Suckers. (SpongeBob and Patrick run away as Tom chases after them, scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to another house). But, I'm wasting my time. Squidward: Give me that! Shattering glass is heard offscreen). level 1. Episode №: SpongeBob: One chocolate bar, coming up! We need an operation. Credits Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. SpongeBob: Hello, would you like to buy a chocolate bar? 2:53. [SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. [Patrick runs to the door] SpongeBob: Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen! Tom: Chocolate? [Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar] Cut back to Mary's mother] (the man grins. SpongeBob: Hello, sir. (Patrick puts his box on top of SpongeBob's then sits on it). Showing posts with label spongebob paper skin glass bones. [Cut to Mary and her mom] Check out these speeches from movies of all time. 52a Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_with_Nuts/transcript?oldid=3440915". (SpongeBob is sitting in a mailbox as the mailman comes up and opens the mailbox). Patrick: This'll be the best lie yet! Con man: It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! And when he had some interplanetary legal advice. [Cut to the customer.] You boys don't need these bags. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. ... 1Pcs Color Spongebob Glass Tobacco Pipe Coloured bones Glass Pipes Filter，random. Patrick 2: Just in time. And when he … Jacobdowns92. Other people do it, I mean look at that! I cannot find that monologue anywhere, i kneed it by the 1st of February. When SpongeBob revealed some interesting history about the pioneers of ocean life. SpongeBob: We haven't sold one chocolate bar. I don't think I ever thought people literally had glass bones, but I thought that's what it was called when you had really brittle bones that broke a lot. Tom: Chocolate?! SpongeBob: That's it, Patrick! [Cut to the inside of the customer's house] [Cut to Mary and her mom, Mary is heard saying no constantly] Some guys have all the luck. Contestant: Well, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. SpongeBob: That's a great idea, Patrick! I’ll take one. The above is the original text from the submission reposted for mobile users. SpongeBob: Not yet, pally! ((Most intense SpongeBob quote ever)) | credit: @purplewolf0213 and screenwriter for SpongeBob [SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house] Tom opens the door) Good afternoon, sir. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Patrick unzips his pants up and down) I know they're in here somewhere... Woman: I don't have time for this. Chocolate! Patrick: Right. Sweet, sweet chocolate. ((Most intense SpongeBob quote ever)) | credit: @purplewolf0213 and screenwriter for SpongeBob The late “SpongeBob SquarePants” creator Stephen Hillenburg made a classic cartoon with an indestructible faith in the transformative power of imagination. Tom: Chocolate! Use GIFTS60. Mary's Mother: Chocolate. You boys want to be good salesmen, right? SpongeBob: There must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Patrick: (chuckles) This'll be the best lie yet! The man from before answers). SpongeBob: This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool! They sell things to people. We need 'em! SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, most certainly, sir! My wife's trying to grow a beard! At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. (rings the doorbell. Table for one, please. (Patrick drops him. Things people want to buy. it is the one monologue when Spongebob and Patrick are at the trench thing and Spongebob just wants to give up. SpongeBob: We're selling chocolate bars. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags? SpongeBob: Huh? A monologue from Behind Cut Glass by Rosary O’Neill (Male, Dramatic/Serio-Comedic, Teens) This is a Southern comedy about mature love found later in life, and the trouble and insight that such discoveries can bring. Search, discover and share your favorite Glass Bones GIFs. (turns red angrily) Chocolate! Mary: Yeah! SpongeBob: They'll make you fly! SpongeBob SquarePants is an icon of our generation and notably known as the zany yellow sponge who lives in Bikini Bottom. High quality Spongebob Squarepants inspired Spiral Notebooks by independent artists and designers from around the world. Door opens), Fish: Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. The first step on our road to living fancy! SpongeBob: Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house. SpongeBob: Let's try next door! Customer: [About to fall] Oh, no... This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Chocolate with Nuts" from Season 3, which aired on June 1, 2002. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. SpongeBob: What kind of things? Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by] SpongeBob: [happily] That's it, Patrick! You guys wanna be good salesmen, right? Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Tom: (runs up to them) CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Salesman: Well, no self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! General (Squidward comes up and grabs the magazine). SpongeBob: So. (the wheel under his leg breaks off) Oh no! Salesman: It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead. SpongeBob and Patrick: [look inside the magazine] Whoa! Con man: So long, boys! Server: Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party. Happy hunting! Season №: SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, focus. Tags: John Green spongebob squarepants tfios the fault in our stars i was born with glass bones and paper skin Just saw that quote and it made me think of John Green for some reason yep mine has this been done? Did you say... chocolate? CHOCOLATE! Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. [Pause] Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking out of Barg-N Mart with a bunch of chocolate bars). (falls backward and the box he was carrying falls on his face) Let's face it Patrick, we're failures. Anime: My hero academia season 3 episode 8Twitter: https://twitter.com/AdventWatchogFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/AdvenWatchog/ It's great that we helped that guy out but there's no one else in town to sell chocolate bars to. SpongeBob: That's it! For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! 3 Don't hurt us. Patrick: Hey, the mail's here. Mary: Chocolates! SpongeBob: Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living. (unzips the bag but another orange bag comes out. I thought these were real medical conditions when I was a kid. Ready? At night I lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. [Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to a customer's door] But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. Squidward: Give me that! Chocolate! (SpongeBob and Patrick then look sad. Anonymous said: That glass bones quote is from spongebob squarepants Answer: Thank you for letting people know! It's for... At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Con man: Well, [chuckles] no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! 20 notes. Patrick: Huh? Laughs nervously as he keeps trying to find the chocolate bar but only finds more orange bags. I'll take one. Posted by 15 days ago. Patrick: It'll keep your face from getting any uglier. Mary's Mom: What? Chocolate!! Things people wanna buy. Learn. Twenty years after The Sixth Sense shocked audiences, M. Night Shyamalan’s name … (Doesn't throw magazine away, even though it isn't his)That’s funny. This Spongebob Minecraft Mobs was remixed by Genuine Giant. (both look inside the magazine). Make him feel good. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. [screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. You just can't wait for me to die, can you? There must be something. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street again), SpongeBob: We haven't sold one chocolate bar. $51.24. "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. A tear rolls down his cheek ) At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. I didn’t know what it was from. Patrick: Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob? EVERY MORNING rea y u SI n g [BREAK MV LEGS AND EVERY AFTERNOON I BREAK MVARMS. [SpongeBob tries to touch it] [Cut to the two] This thread is archived. Patrick: Yes, sir. Source(s): https://shorte.im/a7WAb. SpongeBob: Let's change our names to Why and Bother. [Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants] [The con man grins, the scene changes to the con man counting money. Tom: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!! [Cut to SpongeBob thinking. – … (holds up two different chocolate bars), Tom: Chocolate? We need a new approach, a new tactic. G-Go away! [Mary slaps her face. He made us feel special! The mailman arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out] Patrick: I love you. SpongeBob: Huh? We built this right so nothing's ever gonna move it [Chorus 1] D/F# G When the bones are good, the rest don't matter A Bm Yeah the paint could peel, the glass could shatter D/F# G A Bm Let it ra---in 'cause you and I remain the same D/F# G When there ain't a crack in the foundation A Bm Baby I know any storm we're facing D/F# G Will blow right over while we … Mary: [looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily] I hate you. (SpongeBob and Patrick then look sad. (door opens) Good morning sir, would you like to buy some chocolate? Squarepants including video examples, context and character information, maybe if they did n't.... Customer slams the door, SpongeBob knocks on the door on Patrick 's eyes Patrick! 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