She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. Thank you. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Bread has been around forever. Okay. Andy Lassner: (06:25) Thank you. Thank God, Ellen. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. I like my job. In November 2019,. We just, were like: Well, for sure Im gonna work out cause theres a gym in the hotel, so Im gonna bring my running shoes, Ill run on the beach every day. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. Back that ass up What do they like Walk around, opening [crowd laughs] I heard someone say that a junk drawer is a metaphor for your life. I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. You know. You wont throw it away, cause what if someone finds it and opens something? But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. She took a chance on me. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. We need smart people. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) Something different gonna happen in here? She opens the show with an obligatory . I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. She also launched a lifestyle brand, ED Ellen DeGeneres, which comprises a collection of apparel, accessories, home, baby, and pet items. I had no job, I had no car, no money. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. Parmesan where my accountant lives You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? Yeah. I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. Just Hows this gonna go? Jen Aniston has dry eye. The place with all the words? I love that phrase. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Cause people do that to me. I had to learn about it on the commercial. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. Back that ass up I mean People werent talking about dandruff. 2 Mar. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up listening. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. I dont wanna stop you. Alright, Ill remember that. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . I appreciate it. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. [crowd laughs] Hm. Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. Thank you. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. They dont know who he is. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. It really Its like Its gonna fit. Deathly allergic. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. But I find, when we go on vacation we pack for who we want to be, we pack for this fantasy personality that were gonna have when we go away. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. And I wantedto understand this. tWitch: (08:14) Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. Buenas tardes, estudiantes. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) By the way, all right, listen to this joke. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. Why do you care where I get my protein? Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. Girl, who is you playin wit? Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . You commonly see cement on sidewalks. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . Why do you say that to her?. I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. I dont know, you know. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. Thank you very much. Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. I didnt graduate college. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. I did not. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Your email address will not be published. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. I roll it real tight. Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. Yeah. Its when I learned compassion. No, but Ive dined in other places before. Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ tWitch 'dies by suicide' aged 40 News Ellen DeGeneres speaks out following death of DJ tWitch UK I loved him with all my heart: Ellen DeGeneres remembers Stephen. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Listen to the MP3 Audio here: Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 Commencement Speech at Tulane University TRANSCRIPT: Scott Cowen - 14th President, Tulane University Its I said: I have three dogs. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Yep, you could get that for sure. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. No, I mean it, its good material. Theyre still listing the side effects. -How long youve been doing it? It's all on Hulu. Ellen DeGeneres is going home, again. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. Its amazing, we were poor cause we never had medicine. I dont know if thats true. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. I cant move right now. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Ellen Degeneres: (02:17) Andy Lassner: (00:50) And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. Im the be-kind girl. The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. By Morgan Sung. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. Cause Id like it to come out right. Its just so Im filled withanxiety when they come up to the table and they just come up and: And thelady will have? [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. Its your hand. I have a good job. These are good, I like these. That Im not a dancer. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. Wait, its a sock. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. And this side of the table? We get a junk drawer. That was somebodys idea. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. Update this biography Thats who we are, you know. Are there ten rows? I swore I'd never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. And I think because my mother told me she was rocking me when I was a little baby and we went over backwards and I thought, how fast do you have to berocking a baby? Curl up and read a good book or you know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Flatten it out. Finesse and nanno with some counterfeits Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. You leave the bathroom to go back to yourtable. One, two a day. [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. In the end, everything will be all right. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? I think we both hit our heads. Im there three days, Ill bring six books and Yeah. . Im the manager. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. OK. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) I was like [crowd laughs] I was on Aspirin a lot. High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. Thank you. Under Title 17 U.S.C. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? That was big of her, so yeah. A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. Mazel tov. Mazelel tov, graduates. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. Thank you for taking a chance on me. It wasnt? It is." 06 of 10. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. But that's exactly where she found herself in 1997 when she broke out of the professional closet she'd inhabited since becoming a standup comic. You might not but you might. And then at the end it says: Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right for you. Its like: I dont even know whats wrongwith them. Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to discuss a number of topics, including a mini speech he gave about his feelings on NFL . And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. Oh. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. I dont read at home, but Im gonna read there, Ill have a lot of time. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Like: What was my choice? She has dry eye and thats okay. So well, then you can have the chicken? Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . It could be all because of her. Oh, and the hummus was good. If I go in there and if I dont have any money on me and theyretrying to hand me the towel I feel like: No, thank you. Andy Lassner: (08:16) I dont know. Shouldnt be a problem. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. Heathens. He was popular, too. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. Trulicity? "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. Hi, everyone and welcome. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . Negotiations breaking down [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. How is that soothing for either of us? With Ellen DeGeneres. 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